Today was charged with adrenaline. I woke up to find myself in second place on Duolingo. That bitch, Alice, was at it again, and she managed to put almost 300 points between us. I was planning to organise my closet and make banana bread, but just like that, my priorities had to change. Two hours, […]Read Post ›
This my third day of self-isolation Today was slow and fast at the same time. It’s Saturday but it doesn’t matter anymore, it’s like we are stuck in a limbo where all the days are the same or maybe we live the same day on repeat. I turned inwards today. I want to feel all […]Read Post ›
I am knackered. It turns out imaginary Duolingo battles are more exhausting than they sound. But I won. I made that bitch on the 1st place my bitch, after doing about thirty lessons of Spanish, or so. Who’s her madre, huh? I matched her score and added 125 points for good measure. And I/ve got […]Read Post ›
I am back, baby! And Rishi is the one that brought me back. This is the day when financial help for the self-employed was finally decided. Let’s not forget this day, like ever. Also, he’s a bit hot, I don’t know if it’s because he gave me money or because he is very eloquent […]Read Post ›
I woke up at 6 am overwhelmed by dread. I didn’t want to start the day. I didn’t have this feeling since about this time last year, when I was in a relationship that turned so toxic towards the end, it was bringing out the worst in me. Coronavirus is like a toxic boyfriend: doesn’t […]Read Post ›
When I was a little girl I used to pray before bed. When I was in a relationship, I used to have sex before bed. (it hasn’t been that long, I am fine, don’t worry!) Last night, after Boris declared lockdown, I applied for Universal Credit before bed. I am entitled to £74 a week. […]Read Post ›
Author: Renowned Expert (AKA My Own Self) Wake up early to have a morning, since you don’t have to be at work till 11 Waste your time on Instagram Panic like hell when realising you are running late Leave the house in a hurry like the mad woman that you are Arrive at the […]Read Post ›
Last night I had a panic/anxiety attack, a beautifully complex one, by the book. As a result, I am back on my antidepressant. It was lovely while it lasted. I was actually active! Well, as active as I can be, imagine a sloth on speed, that would be me, minus the long nails, because my nails keep […]Read Post ›
I am introvert, I have chronic depression and I chose not to have children. Somehow, I ended up having a house full of family members these days, each of them with a bunch of problems. Step kids, niece, sister, boyfriend, I love them all but this week I am taking a break from them so […]Read Post ›
