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My Coronavirus Diaries: London Lockdown Day 8

I skipped day 7, which was yesterday. I was very very very low, the main reason being that I didn’t sleep enough the night before. My sleep routine, my exercise routine and my diet are paramount in maintaining a good mental health in general, and now even more so. Especially sleep. Once I start losing […]Read Post ›

My Coronavirus Diaries: London Lockdown Day 6

Today was charged with adrenaline. I woke up to find myself in second place on Duolingo. That bitch, Alice, was at it again, and she managed to put almost 300 points between us. I was planning to organise my closet and make banana bread, but just like that, my priorities had to change. Two hours, […]Read Post ›

My Coronavirus Diaries: London Lockdown Day 5

This my third day of self-isolation Today was slow and fast at the same time. It’s Saturday but it doesn’t matter anymore, it’s like we are stuck in a limbo where all the days are the same or maybe we live the same day on repeat. I turned inwards today. I want to feel all […]Read Post ›

My Coronavirus Diaries: London Lockdown Day 4

I am knackered. It turns out imaginary Duolingo battles are more exhausting than they sound. But I won. I made that bitch on the 1st place my bitch, after doing about thirty lessons of Spanish, or so. Who’s her madre, huh? I matched her score and added 125 points for good measure. And I/ve got […]Read Post ›

My Coronavirus Diaries: London Lockdown Day 3

  I am back, baby! And Rishi is the one that brought me back. This is the day when financial help for the self-employed was finally decided. Let’s not forget this day, like ever. Also, he’s a bit hot, I don’t know if it’s because he gave me money or because he is very eloquent […]Read Post ›

My Coronavirus Diaries: London Lockdown Day 2

I woke up at 6 am overwhelmed by dread. I didn’t want to start the day.  I didn’t have this feeling since about this time last year, when I was in a relationship that turned so toxic towards the end, it was bringing out the worst in me. Coronavirus is like a toxic boyfriend: doesn’t […]Read Post ›

My Coronavirus Diaries: London Lockdown Day 1

When I was a little girl I used to pray before bed. When I was in a relationship, I used to have sex before bed. (it hasn’t been that long, I am fine, don’t worry!) Last night, after Boris declared lockdown, I applied for Universal Credit before bed. I am entitled to £74 a week. […]Read Post ›

How To Be A Complete Idiot – A Tutorial

Author: Renowned Expert (AKA My Own Self)   Wake up early to have a morning, since you don’t have to be at work till 11 Waste your time on Instagram Panic like hell when realising you are running late Leave the house in a hurry like the mad woman that you are Arrive at the […]Read Post ›

About how I got stuck in a loo and other stories

Last night I had a panic/anxiety attack, a beautifully complex one, by the book. As a result, I am back on my antidepressant. It was lovely while it lasted. I was actually active! Well, as active as I can be, imagine a sloth on speed, that would be me, minus the long nails, because my nails keep […]Read Post ›

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